Players Conventional Wisdom Politics - The prez is a joke, the Dems are a disaster, Newt’s “contract” is a fraud. And they know it. Sports - Football’s fine. But what do we do the rest of the week? And now hockey’s iced? Sex - Rumored new U.S. survey says no one’s getting any. Maybe that’s why we’re cranky… O.J. - Cut to the chase. We’re sick of the lawyers, O.J. bored by jury selection. Where’s Kato? Media - Anything goes? You guys wrecked America. And shut up about the First Amendment. TV + Docs are back big time. Even better, new study says a nip a day keeps real doc away. Cheers!